如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸 英语幽默笑话来几个

英语幽默笑话1

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don’t give me a nickel I’ll tell my father.
弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

Sister’s boyfriend: No, don’t do that. Here’s a nickel.
姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I’ve made this month.
弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

英语幽默笑话2

Dentist: I’m sorry, madam, but I’ll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son’s tooth.
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。

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