只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢? 一起来看看英语笑话大全

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Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?

Tom: I don’t know, father.
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?

Tom: Our teacher, father.
汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。

英语笑话大全2

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“Look,” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are!”
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”

“Yes,” said the younger, “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

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