我眼瞎的时候，人们老是给我外币 英语幽默笑话集锦

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After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he’d originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. “What’s so special about this coffin?” I asked the funeral director. He replied, “It has a lifetime warranty.”

在将母亲下葬9个月后，当地殡仪馆的一个客户终于攒够了钱去买那副他早就相中的价值不菲的棺材了。他把母亲的棺材挖了出来，将尸体转移到了那副新的钢制棺材中。“这副棺材有什么特别?”，我问葬礼的承办人。他回答说，“这种棺材终生保修。

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“Oh, my poor man,” exclaimed the kind old lady， “It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind.”
“啊，可怜的人，”善良的老妇人惊叹道。”脚瘸就够惨的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。”

“You’re absolutely right,” said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game.” When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins.”
“你说的一点儿没错，”那乞丐说。他显然是乞讨老手。”我眼瞎的时候，人们老是给我外币。”

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