2023年07月25日的文章

一、简短搞笑超级沙雕小故事精选 1、两老鼠结婚后，母老鼠越发嚣张，一天晚上，公鼠想吓唬她一下，就到家门口学猫叫。妻子不但不怕，反而柔情的说：“猫哥，别叫了，我老公还没出差呢。” 2、记得过年的时候，家家都把福倒过来贴，寓意“福到了”。 今天突发奇想，写了一个钱，倒着贴在门上，寓意...

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英语笑话1 “Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, Sir.” the new recruit replied.”Well, then, that makes...

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英语笑话故事1 Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? 年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢? Older Scout: Just eat one b...

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英语短笑话1 The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 “It’s all right,” said a gentleman, “don’t be afraid. “没有关...

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英语幽默笑话1 Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don’t give me a nickel I’ll tell my father. 弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸...

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英语笑话大全1 Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? 父亲：...

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英语小笑话带翻译1 A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. 一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。 Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead b...

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